obvious sports, fitness and rehabilitation
advantages are reason enough to contemplate
the purchase of one in the first place..
couple these with the wicked side
of this exciting little sphere and you end
up with a package that is downright sinful in
I hear you say?
A live NSD Powerball - thrashing and gyrating furiously
in your hand is such a sublime and most wickedly addictive experience
that you'll want to pick it up again and again...and again in
an effort to surpass your last achievement;
that last high score you managed on the little
computer that sits on top of the ball and records
your every move!
quite a reasonable score...for a woman...it
gets all the more embarrassing when you recall
that Tim, the guy who works over in your accounts
department and who has been [affectionately]
termed...'chicken leg wrists'..by all working
in the office, managed 11,433rpm just last
your girlfriend, to whom you just handed the
ball 10 minutes ago has just managed 10,752rpm.
her second go)
that's the real key to NSD Powerball - why it has
become so successful as a premium sports and
fitness tool; it's because you just want to
keep using it! To keep excelling on your last
performance - to keep pushing that score upward
despite the fact that your hand just wants
to fall right off and you can't feel your forearm
in doing so you just can't help getting fitter!
just can't help developing those titan wrists
you'll keep doing it in spite of yourself because
it's become all about that score! It's become
all about becoming the office champ - the fastest
among your mates
fastest NSD Powerballer on the planet!
you really think that you could take the title?
It's currently in the hands of an Irishman and
is going to be a hard one to break - could
it really be you?)
your shiny new NSD Powerball down on a table in
front of a group of guys (or girls - they really
are just as bad!) and the mood will suddenly
tense up. No-one will admit to it and everyone
will pretend that it's all a bit of fun, but
you'll know that they are all going for gold
- that they are all giving it their best and
are treating it with the utmost seriousness!
high score! Your reputation could end up in
tatters - you could go down in flames..
in a single moment.
you imagine being beaten by a girl...in
front of your mates?
has happened and it's not a pretty sight.
why you'll see lonely figures lurking in the
shadows of every office... every warehouse...every
dark alley...throwing dubious shapes in the
little spheres screaming like fighter jets
engines in their sweaty palms as they aim higher
and higher with each twist of the wrist..
that next time the group gathers old 'chicken
wrists' and his buddies won't be having it
all their own way..
that's where it's at right now - the scoreboard
has become a truly cosmopolitan affair and
there is a strong rumour that if you spin NSD Powerball
too fast you'll create a black hole...
our point of view, for whichever reason you
decide to trial a new NSD Powerball with us - we
want to be certain that you are absolutely
and totally satisfied with your shiny new [screaming]
for Sport, fitness, rehabilitation or pure
downright sinful fun - we know that you are
absolutely going to love your new NSD Powerball
and offer it to you with a serious warranty/guarantee
policy that covers all eventualities.
come on board with us now and experience this
extraordinary phenomena at first hand - we
promise an experience with the product that
you won't ever forget!
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